Category Archives: The Occasional Noodle
Completely justified
By Noodle Nobody loves a good street fair more than me. With so many people and so much food, there are countless situations where stuff falls to the ground and I can eat it, and my owner is so worried … Continue reading
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In Case You’re Wondering Why I Was Immediately Indulged…
by Noodle It has come to my attention that some so-called friends of my owners fail to see their acquiescence towards me as an entirely positive approach. I felt I should address this matter in a clear and direct manner. … Continue reading
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I recommend paddling
by Noodle Since it’s been 100 degrees for the last (dog) year, now is a good time to talk about swimming. I have noticed people attempting to swim many different ways, including on their back and by constantly going underwater. I … Continue reading
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Crazed Sex Poodles Would be a Great Name for a Band
by Noodle Today news broke that in the case of Al Gore vs. the Slightly Wacky Masseuse, our former Vice President has been accused of acting like a “crazed sex poodle”. While I greatly admire Mr. Gore’s invention of the Internet … Continue reading
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Small Dog, Big Heart
by Noodle Yesterday the vet revealed that my weight has plummeted from 9.3 lbs to 8.8 lbs. You would think that a 5% decrease in body mass would give my owner a clue – but, no, all she could muster … Continue reading
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My Report Card
by Noodle Of note: I was forced to go to doggie “camp” today – a.k.a. my owners had better things to do than love me. However, my counselor did give me a decent report – and my owners even pretended … Continue reading
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Important news about the windows
By Noodle I’m happy to say that the season has finally changed from windows down to windows up. This is a very important development, because during the four hours I’m not sleeping, I spend a lot of my time staring … Continue reading
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Finally, a dog park I can recommend
By Noodle There are many things about North Carolina that I like more than New York City. For instance, grass. Also, the apartments are bigger, so there are more places to hide the things I steal from my owners. But … Continue reading
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My first review
By Noodle I give the torture den that is our neighborhood Animal Hospital zero paws out of five. Sure, there are many treats when you first walk in, but do not be fooled. There was this woman who I did … Continue reading
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It’s a Dog’s Life
We’re going away for part of winter break this year, and this is the rigorous daily schedule at the place where Noodle gets to hang out: 6:30 a.m.: Food! Glorious food! 7:00 a.m.: Checking out the playground equipment. 12:00: Well-deserved … Continue reading
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Harold
