Never underestimate the power of a tiny poodle to take on the world!
by Noodle
Yesterday the vet revealed that my weight has plummeted from 9.3 lbs to 8.8 lbs. You would think that a 5% decrease in body mass would give my owner a clue – but, no, all she could muster was some lame joke about me wanting to look good on the beach this summer. And, so, another week passes, and my Hunger Strike to jointly Protest that Awful Oil Leak and the Sudden Discontinuation of all the Best Snacks at Trader Joe’s Not to Mention the Ongoing Presence of that Large Dog Across the Way continues to go unnoticed.
Lately, it has been particularly difficult to maintain my steadfast passion for these causes, as I must now struggle to resist the multiple treats our visitor keeps sneaking me. Because I am a poodle of principle, I only eat half.
¡Viva la Revolución!
Laura
Harold
Fight the good fight noodle!