Lessons Learned in Vegas

1. It is absolutely impossible to “take it easy” in Sin City.  I think I’m re-sick, but the good times were worth it!
2. Having my own jacuzzi tub is now on my list of life musts.
3. You will be offered half-price boyfriends upon arrival.  You should, at the very least, hold out for full-price boyfriends.  Quality is paramount!
4. The instructional DVD Sexy Moves for the Dance Club is a good choice for pre-clubbing entertainment.  Just remember to be flirty and fun!
5. If you are seriously contemplating a Western-wear wedding, this is the only place in the world where you’ll kinda fit in. You should probably just move here.
6. You will meet many fellow citizens who have no concept of the real New York, Paris, or Venice.  Instead of feeling superior, you must instead embrace the cheesiness full-on.  To really get into the spirit of things, avoid any sort of classy show and see something like America’s #1 Hypnotist Baby (who probably hypnotized all the judges into awarding him the title.  Har har!)
7. The number of men who take escort ad cards as they walk down the Strip with their wives is astounding.  The number of women who do not question this action is equally astounding.
8. Even the Vegas Walgreen’s is good for a laugh.  Are you the proud owner of a personalized gambling cushion in the shape of a $100 chip?  You will be!

Yes, Sin City was a blast…complete with Elvis costumes, Jersey Shore look-alikes, neck tattoos, and glitter.  Now it’s back to the glitz & glam of the Triangle – but hope everyone had an equally fantastic spring break!