By Noodle
From The Far Side, by Gary Larson
I give the torture den that is our neighborhood Animal Hospital zero paws out of five.
Sure, there are many treats when you first walk in, but do not be fooled. There was this woman who I did nothing to — I did not steal her socks, or her pen, or even her phone, although at least two of these things were very close to my head on multiple occasions — and yet she stuck me with needles. Another woman poked me and then took some of my blood. This is animal cruelty of the highest order and I recommend no one visit here again.
Clearly my owner was also upset, because he came back later to give them a “sample” I left outside. I hope it makes their horrible place smell.
I will continue to sulk for an additional five minutes so my owners learn their lesson and never make me return. The woman also told them to brush my teeth. Ha! Good luck.
Laura
Harold
