by Laura
Tonight we put everything on the line for the Education School flag football team. As you might imagine, our departmental affiliation does not exactly inspire terror in the hearts of our opponents. But, tonight was one for the ages, as we gave those nerds from Poli Sci the business.
Here are all the things we would have said if unsportsmanlike conduct didn’t incur a five-yard penalty:
Hey, Poli Sci -
- 9 out of 10 polled agreed that you suck.
- “Yes, we can!” knock you out of the playoffs.
- We filibustered right through your defense.
- Everyone voted, and we’re better than you.
- Looks like lobbying the refs was ineffective.
- We’ve come to a bipartisan agreement that you should hang your head in shame.
- Guess you’ll be living in a blue state … of mind.
- You got schooled by the education team! (Oooh!)
- Would you like us to educate you on the finer points of the game?
- No touchdown opportunity left behind.
- Hey, how ’bout next time you show us some respect, and allocate more than 0.004% of the federal budget to education, m’kay?
Here’s a classic shot of Harold successfully rushing the quarterback. Photo credit goes to CP, who is also responsible for creating the better half of the puns above. (And humoring the other half.)
Go #36!
Laura
Harold
