Have They No Appreciation for the Needs of the Miniature Poodle?

by A Concerned Owner

Sometimes, when you are taken to a dog park advertised as a heavenly expanse of grass fields, and upon entering, you are immediately surrounded by a pack of six enormous dogs all making menacing noises, and your owner tries to pick you up but someone runs towards her screaming, “Don’t do that!  Then you become the prey!”… you will have well-earned your afternoon nap.